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Ta da! It's Part 4. And I do hope the number of installations required to tell this story does not surpass the current number of Shrek movies. Which means this better be the last because Shrek 4 is in production as we speak.

Ludlow, California, has a Dairy Queen. Actually, I think Ludlow IS a Dairy Queen. It's a good sized Dairy Queen surrounded by parking lot, with additional truck parking across the road, all of which is surrounded by dirt. And every bit of it was packed with cars. People, kids, pets were all going back and forth between the cars and the store. Groups of guys were hanging out near their pickup trucks, probably waiting for their women to come back from the bathroom. There were so many people milling around you could hardly get through the parking lot, which was packed full. I drove through it and parked in a relatively empty area on the dirt next to a truck pulling a boat. Within five minutes the entire dirt area was full too.

I stopped the car but didn't turn it off so I could keep the A/C on for the cat. It was 108. I told Deanna to go ahead and go in, use the bathroom and pick me up a Reese's Blizzard (Dad was paying) and then she could stay with the cat while I went. So she left. After a while Dad came to my window and told me that if I needed to use the bathroom, the line for that was longer than the food line and was almost out the door. But there was a row of port-a-potties right next to our dirt parking area. I needed to go, but not that bad. Never that bad.

Bali Ree came out about ten minutes later, Deanna soon after. Deanna said that after she finally saw the bathroom, she didn't trust the food so we were all skipping the Blizzards and going on to Barstow. And so we were off again. It was late afternoon and it was still a long way to Bakersfield, but once we got back on the highway we knew the worst was over. The traffic was still horrible, people were still racing each other, but I was beginning to understand why. It was a nightmarish place, hot, dry, barren, no exits off the highway (except this one) and seemingly, no end. No one wanted to be there. They were all trying to get the hell out of there as fast as they could.

Barstow was completely uninteresting but we did get gas and changed highways, getting off of I-40--for the first time--and onto 58. It was a weird transition--all of a sudden it was like we were driving past graffiti-covered crack houses. There were yucca plants everywhere and had been since Arizona. I wanted to see a giant cactus but I had already given up on that. I've only seen them once in my life and that was in 1998 just outside of El Paso. We weren't nearly that far south. Once we ran out of crack houses we found ourselves driving through Boron, complete with a 20 Mule Team Road. And then boring dirt again. We passed Edwards AFB, which was impressive, and then made it into the hills where the temperature started to drop. The sun had just gone behind the hills when we noticed the windmills.

LOTS of windmills. More windmills than you can possibly imagine. Windmills to the left, windmills to the right, windmills on every ridge, on every hill, as far as the eye could see. Windmills everywhere! No wonder it was cooling off, there were fans blowing on us from every direction. And with the sun going down it was truly surreal--Deanna got out her camera and started shooting pictures.

"To the left!" I would yell, and she would stick the camera in front of my face to get a shot out my window. "To the right! Behind! No, look in front!" I think she took about 80 pictures before we got away from them.

80 pictures I'm still waiting for her to send me. But I digress.

The sun was almost completely down as we came out of the hills. The temperature started to rise again. It went from the 70s back into the 90s. It felt like home. I wasn't happy about that.

We found our motel in Bakersfield around 9, a Sleep Inn. It took pets. I had called from Gallup to make sure. We were all tired and Dad and Bali Ree were not getting along too well. Dad thought she had driven like a bat out of hell all day and he was sick of it. Then they got to their room, started unloading and then changed rooms because something smelled. So they had to take all the boxes Dad had already unloaded and move them to the other room, which coincidentally adjoined ours. Our room, however, was lovely. We brought in the cat after stuffing pillows in all the holes she could hide in and just like last time, she went straight underneath the bed skirt and stayed put.

We unloaded the cars for what seemed like an eternity. Bali Ree was tired and decided to take a shower and go to bed. Dad had said that he wanted to eat and he wasn't going to bed without eating. So Deanna and I were looking forward to food. We went outside to help Dad with the last of the boxes and Deanna asked him who was going to drive.

"Dinner... is that all you can think about right now?" he asked her.

We looked at each other. "We're just going on the last thing we heard," I said.

He softened. "I know."

We helped him carry in the last of the boxes and then he went to his room and shut the door. Deanna and I sat on our respective beds and wondered aloud if this dinner thing was going to happen. Because we were starving, and we could go by ourselves, but if Dad wanted to go we didn't want to just leave, and the way things were going we didn't want to go knock on his door. So we sat there and looked at a flyer for Rusty's Pizza while the cat found her courage and started exploring the tops of various pieces of furniture.

We sat, and we sat. And we wondered, and our stomachs growled and we tried not to fall asleep. I discussed the possibility of updating my blog because we finally had an internet connection. Deanna wanted to do something on her laptop as well. Maybe after dinner, we thought. And then Dad knocked on our door.

We were all too tired to be creative about where to eat. Rusty's was open late, so that's where we went. And I have to say that was some damn good pizza, and I even got to play a couple of games of Galaga while we waited for it.

After dinner we came back to the room and opened the door. No cat, no surprise. I looked under the bed skirt. No cat. I looked under another bed skirt. No cat. I felt around all the bed skirts, looked in the closet, under the desk, behind the TV--Deanna looked behind our bedside table, in the bathroom and under the air conditioner. NO CAT. We thought back to when we left the room. No, she couldn't have come out then without our knowing about it. Did someone come in while we were gone and she ran out? Where could she be by now if that happened? AND WHO THE HELL CAME INTO OUR ROOM? I was about to panic when Deanna finally pulled back the curtain and there she sat on the windowsill. That poor cat hadn't looked out a window for over a week. So there she sat, facing the back of a building and a stumpy palm tree, looking over her shoulder at us like we had just interrupted her favorite TV show. We closed the curtain and let her stay put.

I took a shower while Deanna worked on her laptop. Then she was to take a shower after me. When I got out she was face down on her computer, sound asleep. So I got in bed and wrote Part 1. Man that was a long time ago.

The next day was to be easy. It was roughly half a day to the Bay Area so for once, we didn't have to rush. We got out at about 9am and since the apartment office didn't close until 7, we knew we would get there in plenty of time to get the keys. So we took our time through orchard country and a lot of farm land. You ever wonder where they grow stuff? North of Bakersfield on 99. You know what they grow there? Everything. Nuts, flowers, grapes, tomatoes, onions, you name it. It was a rather slow drive through the orchards, slow enough I guess that the cat got brave enough to walk out of her carrier. Deanna was thrilled, she was coming to sit in her lap. Oh wait, no she wasn't. She climbed into her lap, then out of her lap, onto the floor under Deanna's feet and then flattened herself out like a pancake and squeezed in right underneath the seat. I could barely even get my hand under there when I lost a french fry. We were never getting her out now.

We got on the radio and told Dad what had happened. Then we pulled over at a gas station and opened up Deanna's door. Dad got down on the ground and looked under the seat and talked to her for a bit. She didn't budge. He felt around where she was. Actually she was pretty smart--there was a dip in the car floor underneath the seat and she was curled up in it like some kind of cat-shaped nest. Dad decided it was probably a pretty safe place for her to be, so we left her there and went on our way.

We traveled through farmland for what seemed like forever. We saw barren patches next to lush orchards. The barren patches had signs that said "Congress created dust bowl." Not sure what that was about. Deanna took some pictures. We also saw multiple tomato trucks and onion trucks on the highway. They were like rock haulers full of vegetables. By the time we stopped for lunch I was craving something with marinara sauce. What we got were hamburgers, but that worked about as well.

As I was setting up shade in the car for the cat, who probably wasn't going to come out from under the seat anyway, my cell phone rang. It was my driver from the moving company.

"Just wanted to confirm tomorrow at 8am in Foster City."

"I'll be there!"

"Great. Now I need to ask you something. I'm looking at the bill here, and I know this is supposed to be split out somehow between you and DreamWorks, and I don't know exactly how... but what it looks like is that your move went about $3000 over the estimate."

"What??? How could it possibly go over that much? Was it weight?" I was about to throw up.

"No, actually the weight came in under the estimate. It could be packing though."

"How? Certainly not $3000 worth of boxes." Seriously. Don't even.

"Well... yeah, it could be packing. But like I said, I'm not sure what they're doing here, so you may want to call your CSR and double check with them."

"You bet I will! Thanks for the heads up." And I hung up. Then I got really, really pissed. I decided I would go in and get some food, eat really quickly and then go back out to the car and make a phone call or two. But while I was in line and just about to order, they called me. I asked if they could call back in five minutes--their number came in as "Unknown"--she said sure, no problem. So five minutes passes and no call. I decided to wait outside where it's more quiet, especially since we didn't have the food yet. Ten minutes, no call. Fifteen. I went back inside and sat down with the family, who were already eating. I inhaled what I could but it wasn't much since I had lost my appetite. Then I went back outside. I was going to talk to them before I got on the road again. So I dug out my laptop from behind Deanna's seat. This required removing a backpack from the floor, which I did with great difficulty since the seat was folded down for boxes. But once I got the backpack out, what do you think I saw? Cat. Just lying there on her side, her feet straight out in front of her like the car floor was some sort of chaise lounge. She was perfectly within reach from the back of the seat. I filed that little piece of information away for later and dug the computer out of my bag so I could get my CSR's phone number out of my email.

I called. Heidi was on the phone so they put me on hold. Then they said she would call me back. When she finally did she was just calling to see if everything was a go for tomorrow.

"Well, Rick called and said that the move ended up costing like $8000. What happened?"

"Who's Rick?"

Ok, right, they don't necessarily know who the driver is. "He's the driver. He says he's looking at the bill and the total was over $8000."

"Oh no, that's not right. What he's seeing is the total before the DreamWorks discount. Actually we only underestimated by about $188."

Now THAT was impressive. I thanked her, took a big sigh of relief and got my appetite back. But we had to get on the road again. Oh well.

We continued on 99 until we got to 152 and then cut over to San Jose. We went through a lot of brown hills. It was scary. The road was steep and winding, and there was a guy in a camper pulling a boat on a trailer and he could not keep it steady in the wind. He kept passing us and then slowing down, and passing and slowing down. I kept thinking we were going to get hit by that fishtailing boat and get knocked into the reservoir. Bali Ree was way ahead again on some kind of personal driving challenge while I was hanging on for dear life, trying to keep the car on the road and a boat off my ass. Dad called us on the radio and Deanna had to respond. I wasn't taking one finger off that steering wheel.

"Well, hang in there," he said. "We'll see you at the bottom."

Yeah, hopefully not the fast way. Because you know what? California is weird about guardrails. They don't know where to put them. You'll be looking 200 feet straight down and there won't be a guardrail in sight. Then on the next stretch of road you might roll off into a shallow ditch and they have barriers everywhere. There's no logic to it.

Needless to say, we survived. After that it was a winding road among fresh fruit stands and then San Jose, where we would get on 101 and go to our final destination. Finally, I was about to no longer be homeless.

We arrived at the apartment office around 3pm, got out of the car and stretched. It was sunny and 80 degrees with a cool, refreshing breeze from the west. I faced the sun, closed my eyes and let the wind blow through my hair. My first words? "Bite me, Texas."

Ok, so it's not tomorrow. Sue me. I'll stop making promises like that however. Now that I'm on Facebook I can't promise anyone anything.

So Dad got his waffle and I ate the last Star Crunch out of a cooler of melted ice before we headed out that Sunday morning. This was to be our last long day of driving and we were going through Arizona. This excited me. I'd never been to Arizona in my life. Bali Ree drove Dad's car with him in the passenger seat navigating (no doubt), and I drove my car with Deanna. We opened Dipper's cage again to give her a sense of freedom but she stayed in her carrier, often curled up in the very back. The car was packed so tight, Deanna was practically sitting on her laptop with the open cage door at her elbow, but she managed to fall asleep more than once on that drive despite it all.

We could almost see Arizona from Gallup. When Bali Ree and I came in the night before, we were sure we were seeing Arizona from there... in the sky. There was the strangest layer of red-orange over the horizon and it was wavy like sand dunes. Bali Ree at first thought it was smog from somewhere but I knew it was dust. And as we drove into Arizona we started to see it form again in the distance as a big red cloud. I guess only after the daytime heating does it lift high enough into the atmosphere to compress into wavy layers. I was ready to see this happen again.

Deanna's eyes were wide open for any sign of a tourist attraction. There were all kinds of opportunities--very kitchy stuff like "World's longest map of Route 66." It was painted on a wall outside a gift shop. Everything was in bright colors, fully anticipated by rows and rows of billboards on both sides of I-40. Deanna wanted to stop everywhere, and called Dad on my radio more than once to get an OK. Dad wanted to stop nowhere except for the Petrified Forest.

So we stopped at the entrance to the Petrified Forest but didn't take the $10 drive-through tour. Not enough time. So we got out at the Painted Desert Visitor's Center and looked through the gift shops. I bought a shirt and some postcards, and mailed one to my mom right there from their mailbox.

It wasn't until we were walking back to the cars that I noticed the wall of the visitor's center and the lettering on it. Back in the '70s my dad's parents had taken my cousin Steve to the Grand Canyon, and they took his picture underneath the lettering on that wall. It hadn't changed at all. So Deanna suggested we get our picture taken under the sign and send it to Steve. We did, and we were off again, this time to Flagstaff.

Most people would probably find a drive like this through flat red dirt pretty uninteresting, but I thought it was great. I was driving and Deanna was sleeping so I took no pictures (unfortunately), but it was desert and I've always been fascinated with desert. It was red and dusty and after driving for some time we came upon the exact area where the dust storm was brewing. It was a bit like a red fog, although the visibility wasn't bad at all. And then suddenly it was over. The sky was blue. We had driven through it. I wondered who might be driving through Gallup later that night looking at the wavy red lines in the sky, wondering where it came from. I knew where it came from. Haha.

As we approached Flagstaff the whole landscape changed. I started thinking I was in Arkansas. It was green and hilly and covered with pine trees. We stopped for lunch at McDonald's and cracked the windows for the cat. I ate quickly and then went back to turn the A/C on. It wasn't that hot up there but it was hot enough that you wouldn't want to leave a kid or a cat in the car too long. Then we started off again, down the hills and back into the desert. We continued to talk on the radio with Dad in the other car, contemplating what kind of animal their highway signs were telling us to look out for. Bali Ree and I had had the same problem in New Mexico the day before. We saw plenty of deer crossing signs, but then suddenly we started seeing signs for what looked like a fat cow with antlers. We figured it was probably elk, but fat antler cows sounded much more interesting. This time the fat antler cows were less fat and turned at an angle so you didn't know if the silhouette was coming toward you or running away from you. But either way, you were supposed to watch out for them. Whatever they were. We never saw one.

We came back down from the hills into a much blander part of the desert. It was a pretty straight shot to California after that. We crossed a river and soon after, we were there. And we were being stopped.

I thought I had crossed the border or something. There was a big inspection station, almost like a toll plaza, and every vehicle was being stopped and inspected. Every one. I didn't know whether to panic or write my congressman. I remembered some rumors I had heard about fines for bringing plants into California, and there were three philodendrons in a box behind my seat. I had also been told it only applied to agricultural plants. I was about to find out for sure.

"Where are you coming from?" said the nice inspector lady.

"Oklahoma City." There I was with Texas plates, a Texas inspection sticker on the window, having lived in Texas for the last 20+ years and having spent only one week in Oklahoma. And I said Oklahoma City. Go figure.

She didn't flinch. "Do you have any fruit or vegetable products with you?"

"No, but I have a philodendron behind my seat, you're welcome to it!" I had forgotten about the cantaloupe in the cooler until much later, but I don't think that's what she meant anyway.

"Indoor or outdoor?"

"Strictly indoor."

"Do you mind if I take a look?" She opened the door and dug through the box. "Usually if they're indoor they're fine, we just have to make sure they don't have any bugs that are going to RUIN CALIFORNIA or anything..." Then she put the vines back in the box and closed the door. "What kind of animal do you have?"

"Cat."

"Have a nice day!"

And that was my introduction to California. I got on the radio to Dad and said, "That was WEIRD."

"Why?"

"If I'd known I'd be going through customs I would have renewed my passport!"

After that, things changed immediately and drastically. The highway became a cruel and violent place. There were trucks, there were cars, and they were all fighting for control. There was a climbing lane on the right and most of the trucks were in it. I was in the middle, the race cars were on the left, some going as fast as 100 mph. Then suddenly one of those trucks on the right would cut in front of me and go 40 to pass another truck in the climbing lane. I did not handle this well. And I couldn't pass him because I couldn't ramp up from 40 to 100 fast enough to not die in the left lane. So I stuck it out until he moved.

It happened again and again and again. Dad finally got on the radio and asked where I was (Bali Ree, by this time, was much more about the destination than the journey and was way ahead). I told him I kept getting cut off by these trucks. He told me to hang in there and explained that even though there's a solid white line to my right, the trucks can legally cross it to pass each other. Well thanks for finally telling me that. At least now I could expect to be cut off.

The scenery by this time was just bizarre. There were practically no exits off this highway. You could climb for miles and miles and then see this huge expanse of unpopulated brown desert stretched out in front of you, mountainous on both sides. But the weirdest part was the ground itself--it was like everything was built on a huge slant. It messed with your sense of equilibrium. I was convinced we were going to slide off into Mexico.

And then suddenly it all came to a halt. We were stopped dead. I looked at the thermometer and it said 108. We moved a few inches and stopped again. 109. A few more inches. 108. This went on for an hour, and watching the temperature change was truly our only entertainment. We finally approached a bridge that was down to one narrow lane and then once we passed it, the race started again. But now we were contenders. Bali Ree was taking medication that required her to constantly drink water and she needed a bathroom bad. There were still no exits. I think it was another 30 minutes before we finally found the only stop in 100 miles (or at least it felt like it). It was a Dairy Queen. And EVERYONE IN CALIFORNIA was there.

Time for bed. Stay tuned!

I have to admit, I really wanted to write this entry before now, long before. I wrote the first entry from the motel in Bakersfield, CA, which was the only motel we stayed in that had internet access. The next day I was in Foster City at my new apartment, and it all got crazy again (and still is). So now I'll try to fill in the blanks and hope that I remember it all.

We got to my dad's in OKC at about 10:30 that night, Monday, 8/3. The cat only said one word to me on the whole drive up there, which was, "Me?" I took that to mean, "We're not going to the vet this time, are we?" That was about the time her tranquilizers should have worn off so I thought she would start talking up a storm like she does on our drives to the vet. She never said another word. Not for a very, very long time.

We brought her into a house that belonged to another cat, one that does not get along nicely with other cats and barely with people. The plan was this: Lock Sugar (Dad's cat) in one bedroom while we snuck Dipper (my cat) into my bedroom and shut the door, where she would stay for the week while Sugar spent most of her days outside and her nights roaming freely about her house. Easy enough. We brought in the litter box, her food and a couple of toys. We set the carrier down on the floor and opened the door. She peeked out, sniffed a bit, and went right under the bed, where she stayed for just about the next week. She didn't use her litter box for another 24 hours. She didn't eat. She didn't even wake me up in the morning for her wet food. She smelled that other cat but they never saw each other, and she heard strange noises in a strange house where the only safe place was under the bed next to the wall. I couldn't get her to drink either, so I had Dad drain the water out of a tuna can for her. I put it under the bed and she lapped it up. But I still worried about her until the next day when she finally peed again. I never thought I'd be so happy to see a cat pee. I had to ask myself what my life was coming to. I also decided that I wasn't going to give her tranquilizers again and we would just see how the drive to CA went without them.

As long as she felt safe under that bed, I felt pretty free to roam the house myself. I did some work on the web site, I saw some family I hardly ever get to see, I got new tires. For the first couple of days I would go in every once in a while and lie down next to the bed and talk to her as if everything was normal. She would wag her tail and roll over on her side, and if I could reach her, she would let me pet her. She would eat a little if I put it under the bed but no way was she coming out... that is, until about the third night. She figured out that things got really quiet at night and that there might be something outside that bedroom door that needed her attention. So she started wanting to follow me out of the room late at night when I had to go to the bathroom. If she had ever seen Sugar she probably would have changed her mind but luckily for everyone involved, that never happened. By the time we left she was pretty comfortable in her room, she had gotten used to a lot of the noises of the house and she was starting to eat a little more regularly, except she still wasn't waking me up in the morning. I had to set my alarm to keep her on a schedule. She was even starting to spend more time on the bed than under it. And then we disrupted her life again and took her to California.

But while all this was going on, the humans in the house were dealing with their own complications. Over the course of that week Dad studied his road atlas and planned a route. I had to have my lease and first month's rent there on 8/10. The movers wouldn't be there until the morning of 8/11. However, since the movers would be there long before the apartment office opened, we still had to get there in enough time on 8/10 to do the walk-through and get the keys. We even FedExed the lease and rent just in case we were delayed on the trip. It all sounded reasonable except for one thing: Dad insisted that my sister come with us. The problem was, Deanna had a leadership retreat she was required to attend (college stuff) and it didn't end until 4:30 on Saturday. So somehow we had to figure out how to start in OKC at about 6 on Saturday (when Deanna finally got home and got her stuff together) and get to the Bay Area early enough on Monday to take care of business. We were looking at probably 30 total hours of driving and driving most of the night on Saturday to start with. I had only one thing to say to that. HELL NO.

HELL NO was I risking my life driving all night so she could come with us. Sure, I would LOVE for her to come with us. But was it worth risking our safety on the road? No. And after the last two months of my life and as exhausted as I was, I knew I physically wouldn't be able to do that. No way was I driving all night. No freakin' way. No way.

So Dad's plan became this: I start out with my stepmom Saturday morning and we drive to Gallup, NM. Dad waits for Deanna to get home and then they start out, probably arriving at 2 or 3 in the morning. I knew I could do that but I wasn't sure they could. But Dad thought he could take naps during the day and then be able to drive. He had certainly lived worse schedules in his firefighting days. So I decided that while I thought it was STUPID to take a risk like that, who was I to tell someone else what their limitations were. If he really thought he could do it, let him do it. He wouldn't risk Deanna's life anyway if he thought he couldn't make it. So that was the plan, and that's what we did. But as usual, all estimates were wrong. When we were just getting into Albuquerque, he was texting us telling us that they were finally leaving OKC. That was about 7pm their time. Bali Ree (my stepmom) said they probably wouldn't get to Gallup until 6am. I thought about 3 or 4. Still, I was glad it wasn't me.

Bali Ree and I started out at about 9am on Saturday. We stopped in Amarillo to see my great aunt and uncle who are both 93 years old and who I rarely get to see. We spent about 30 minutes with them with the cat in the carrier just inside the front door. They thought we were tackling a lot going all the way to Gallup that day but we did fine -- it took 12 hours before it was all over but we started early enough that it wasn't that big a deal. It was actually a very enjoyable drive, and I found out that I like my stepmom a lot more when she's not around my dad. Dipper got used to hearing her voice in the car and by the time we got to the motel that night, she would actually come up and sniff her hand. Believe me, as skiddish as this cat has become in the last year or so, that was big.

I didn't give Dipper any drugs this time and she did fine. She never said a word. We even opened the door to her carrier so she would feel a little less confined, even though she didn't step out. She also didn't eat or use her box, but I knew she was stressed so I didn't worry too much. At least there were no drugs in her system to shut things down again. The only real problem we had was when we got to the motel in Gallup, which we chose specifically because it said pets were allowed. We walked in at 9pm ready to check in, only to find signs throughout the lobby saying, "No pets allowed." We didn't say anything. We just got our keys (we each had a room, I would share mine with Deanna) and went around to the back of the motel. Luckily the doors were on the outside of the building so it was relatively easy to sneak her in. But we also had to unload everything out of my car. I had boxes, cat litter, a feeder, A CAT, luggage, my laptop... we moved fast and hid the carrier under a blanket until we got her into my room. When we let her out, she headed for underneath the bed and found she couldn't get there because it was on a platform (thank God, or we would have never gotten her back out). We had also stuffed extra pillows in any holes she could squeeze through to get between the bed and the wall. So she would hide between the platform and the bed skirt and form a little lump along the edge of the bed. Well, as long as she was happy.

I, however, was PISSED. I had told Dad, just make reservations at the La Quinta. They always allow pets and they don't charge extra for them. But no, we had to go to a Choice motel (Comfort Inn, Sleep Inn, Quality Inn, etc). You know why? Waffles. Their free continental breakfast includes waffles you can make yourself. So here we were, sneaking in a cat under a blanket so my dad could make his own waffle. Just shoot me. Better yet... never mind. I told Bali Ree about the La Quinta. She said that if she had known I had had that conversation with him, she would have insisted we go there instead. Yeah, I mentioned it to him at least three times... lesson learned. Next time, tell someone who can actually get through to the guy. I suspect she has her ways. Waffles. Good grief.

After we unloaded the car into the room we went next door to Applebee's. Bali Ree ordered a margarita (which I've never seen anyone on that side of the family do, ever) and we finally ate at about 10pm. Gallup was extremely dry, as in no humidity whatsoever. My lips were chapped as soon as we got there and they didn't heal for two weeks. I mean it was DRY. So when I took a shower, I left the bathroom door open to get some steam into the room. And then the cat did something she's never done before. She got up on her front paws on the edge of the tub behind me and howled at me as if to say, "You've been in here long enough and I don't know where I am so COME OUT AND KEEP ME COMPANY!" That was the only thing she said to me on the whole trip.

I went to bed at about 1am and woke up at 4:30 to some noise outside. I figured Dad and Deanna had finally arrived and were unloading the car into Bali Ree's room. I went back to sleep.

At 6:30 my cell phone alarm went off. It was time to feed the cat. Ten minutes later my phone rang. Bali Ree says, "Are you awake?"

"Uh, yeah, just fed the cat, although she's not all that interested."

"They're just pulling in."

"NOW???"

They got there at 6:45. Dad was going to get his waffle and then we were going to get on the road again. And I know Bali Ree was thinking exactly the same thing I was, that two people who had been driving all night were not going to drive anymore today. So we had another 12 hours ahead of us to Bakersfield, CA, and we had to do it ourselves.

Stay tuned for Part 3, coming tomorrow.

There has been so much going on since the move officially began that it's been impossible to post any new entries. I've gone to bed every night so incredibly tired that I would fall asleep sitting straight up with the TV on. I'm close to doing the same now because I drove for 12 hours today (and 12 hours yesterday) but I seem to be getting a second wind. Let's see how long it will last. There is so much to tell I will have to do this in multiple parts and I'm sure I'll only get through one tonight.

The real rush started right after I got back from apartment hunting in California. As soon as I got back I had to plan a yard sale and get rid of everything that wouldn't go in the apartment. All my yard stuff was sold by about 9:30am -- two lawnmowers, a leaf blower, a weed eater, two garden hoses and an outdoor storage locker, not to mention other various gardening tools. The rest went more slowly but I was able to sell most of the big things I couldn't take with me and give away the small ones. I had to sell my refrigerator, washer and dryer, and the day I posted the ad on Craigslist I decided to do my laundry in case it might be the last time. So I posted the ad, got to the third load and the washer QUIT. After 12 years it was suddenly useless -- the basin stopped spinning although it kept making a horrible noise -- I decided $50 or more to fix it wouldn't be worth the $25 I'd probably get for it so I gave it to the Salvation Army along with my dryer. The thing about the dryer though was that it still worked. My mom bought it around 1982 but it still worked. God's little sense of humor I guess. No one was going to buy a 1982 dryer without at least a washer to go with it, that's for sure. So that was that.

You know how once something breaks you think that's probably as bad as it will get? Don't ever think that. The day the Salvation Army was to come over I had to disconnect the washer so they could take it out of the house. I got the cold water hose off just fine but the hot water valve wouldn't turn off. It was in the off position but hot water kept coming out. I had to leave the hose connected or else hot water was going to spew all over the kitchen. So I tried to find a way to turn off the hot water at the heater so they could at least get the washer out of the house. But as it turned out, my lazy landlord who did all the work on the house himself didn't put a valve at the top of the hot water heater so I couldn't turn it off. Which means he didn't install it to code (he also painted the windows shut so it's not like I was surprised). So long story short, the Salvation Army had to come twice: once for everything but the washer, and then back to get the washer after my landlord fixed the valve. And to top things off he couldn't find another hot water valve so he got a cold water one, took my Sharpie and wrote on the wall above them "Hot" and "Cold." Whatever works I guess. Not my problem.

I made over $400 from the sale. At least that turned out the way it should have.

So after that was over I found myself talking to movers and utility companies in between trying to work on the site and earn a living. It was a lot harder than I expected. I needed to get multiple estimates, which meant having at least two different surveyors in my house to tally up all my stuff and guess its weight. One guy was so busy I almost gave up on him until he offered to come at 6am. I said go ahead. So I actually had a surveyor walk through my house at 6am to do an estimate. In the end I didn't even go with that company. I ended up with an affiliate of Atlas, which after this experience I would highly recommend. I've never seen a couch wrapped in blankets, then wrapped in plastic and set on its end in a truck, knowing the whole time that this is better than I will probably ever treat the couch myself, and I not only bought it but paid to have it recovered. But I digress.

The movers told me on a Wednesday that to have me in Foster City the week of 8/10, they needed to have me packed and loaded on Monday 8/3. That Wednesday it became real for the first time. I panicked. I lost two pounds. And over the course of the next week while I got ready I lost two more. I drove to Austin one day to get my hair cut and see some friends for the last time, and then drove back the same night. I spent the weekend before the movers showed up at Lake Bridgeport with 16 of my sorority sisters, which is something we had been planning for six months. And while all this was going on, I was packing and organizing and working and connecting utilities and freaking out. The cat started acting out and hiding my earrings. She got her point across too because I have yet to find one of them.

But the stress only continued to build. The more I dealt with the moving company, the more I learned about what they would NOT take and what they would NOT be responsible for, so the "car" pile of boxes got bigger and bigger. I already knew there would be two cars on the trip but this was getting ridiculous. I was still packing my part the night before the movers showed up (they were to do the real packing) and I didn't even finish before I collapsed and had to go to bed. So while they were packing me the next day and my dad was helping take apart furniture, I was still growing the pile. And growing my stress along with it. Luckily the driver told us that no matter what the forms said, it was really his decision what to take and what not to, and he would go ahead and take most of my art supplies and some other things that the forms clearly stated they would not transport. So the car pile shrunk to an almost manageable size, the movers left, and at the end of the day we finally loaded up our boxes and a tranquilized cat who had spent her entire day hiding in the corner of the bathroom behind the claw foot tub and drove to Oklahoma City, where I was to spend the next week at my dad's while the movers filled the rest of their 53-foot truck with other people's furniture.

And thus begins a whole other journey, which will be continued when I'm conscious again. So stay tuned.

I wanted to write this last night when I was experiencing some serious trauma, but when I finally had time at 5am I figured I should go to sleep instead. It was probably a wise decision because I seem to be a little better today. A little.

I found a place to live in Foster City, CA. It's a two-bedroom apartment for twice the rent I'm paying on my three-bedroom house. And quite frankly, while it is smaller it's in much better condition and much safer, so I'm almost ok with it. Almost. The problem is I'm not making any more money there than I am here. But the good news is, I can carry over my current job as a second freelance job over there. And boy will I need it.

Sure, I would love to come home at night and not have to do anything else but watch TV. But that's just not going to happen for a very long time. I'm pretty much resigned to it. I'd rather be able to sell paintings to make that money but if that ever happens, it will be a long time from now whether I have time to work on them now or later.

I managed to fly on four different planes last week when I went to CA and I was glad to see that none of them crashed. And a little surprised. The truth is, I can't picture my future. Usually I can no matter what change I'm making, but this time I can't. I guess I never believed I would ever actually do this, and now I'm doing it and I still don't believe it. I don't think I'll believe it until I'm there, if even then. So because I don't believe it, I keep thinking something is going to happen to keep me from going. Like death. A plane crash. A car accident. Robbery at gunpoint. Something.

Not only that, but despite knowing for years how hard this would be if I ever did it, I had no idea how hard this would be. This is hard. This is probably the hardest thing I've ever done in my life. I feel like I'm abandoning my family. I sit there late at night working at the computer, listening to Rufus Wainwright sing about how tired he is of America and I actually feel like I'm never going to see my family again, I'm never going to see Texas or Oklahoma again, if I actually make it out there something will happen to me and I'll never come back. Ever. And that's terrifying. Not to mention irrational.

I know change can be traumatic. And I don't have cold feet in the sense that I would change my mind about going (not that I could now). But I don't really understand why this is so severe. The first time I ever moved away from home was very traumatic and while I was ten years old and I don't remember a lot of the specific feelings involved, I have to wonder if I'm not reliving it like some kind of post traumatic stress disorder. The difference is, when I was ten, moving was not my decision. This time it is. And I guess I decided back then that if I was to ever leave my dad and his family again, it was damn sure not going to be my decision. It would be because I didn't have a choice. Well so much for that.

They're in Oklahoma. It's not here, but I can go there and come back in a day if I want to. And pretty soon I won't be able to do that anymore. When I was ten years old we lived in the same city. And then suddenly we lived six hours apart. That move did things to me that I never really got over. And so I spent my entire life just wanting to go home. I never did though. It just never made sense to actually do it, not for my career or for anything else. I tried once, I had an interview with a TV station up there. I turned down the job. Not only did it pay almost nothing but I felt like I would be too close to my family. It's like the problem couldn't be solved no matter what I did. Now I'm getting even farther away from home and it's like I'm going in the wrong direction. Like maybe if I go too far I'll get out of the gravitational pull and it will be impossible to ever come back.

Last night I even had an anxiety dream about the cat. I dreamed that I had moved into my new place and someone else was moving into the building, and they left the door to the building propped open while they brought in their stuff. And all the pets in the building got out and were wandering the neighborhood. I'm driving home from work (after dark) and there's my cat in someone else's yard. I come back to get her and I can't find her anywhere. Stress much? I'm sure I'll have more of those before this is over.

Time to see what kind of nightmare I'll have tonight. Should be interesting.

All I ask is that people tell me the truth the first time. Not later when I ask why their story has changed, but the first time. Just tell me, I can take it. I'm a big girl. I know I'm embarking on the brokest part of my life so far. Don't pull the band-aid off slowly for God's sake.

Dreamworks gave me a relocation assistance contact. They take you out for the day, show you around, and show you 6 to 10 places in your price range. I'm going to Redwood City next week and I have an appointment on Thursday. And when I first talked to them, they said that based on my income I could go up to probably $1800 a month for rent. They asked what I wanted, and I said a 2 bedroom because I have a desk that's necessary for the second job. I asked if I was crazy. She didn't say I was crazy. Actually what she said was, "Never say never."

Today I heard from the actual person who will be showing me around. He said, "So you're looking for a one bedroom?" Uh, no... that made me nervous. So I sent an email to the lady I talked to last week, the head honcho from what I can tell. And she writes back and says, a two bedroom really isn't realistic for your price range. Ok, so why couldn't they tell me that in the first place? It's not like I didn't ask.

These people are sucking up $600 of my relocation allowance. And I'm not keeping the Web site as a second job so I can pay more rent, I'm doing it because I committed to finishing the project and then being on hand to maintain it afterwards. This second job is a done deal. California will suck up half of it in taxes but what can you do. I can't do the job at all if I don't have room for the equipment, and they can't run their business without this site.

So I have this flashback to when I first moved to College Station. My mom and I went to a place that did apartment and rental house hunting. It looked like a real estate office. We went in, met a man, sat down across from him at his desk. He asked what we wanted to pay and we told him.

So then he says, "How tall are you?"

Uh, about five-eight.

"Well, that might work..." He paused while he studied me. Then, "I have a short house."

A what?

We get in our car and follow him to a neighborhood of small, run-down houses, very much a poor college student neighborhood. We go into this blue house. I look up, and the ceiling is about an inch from my head. If I hadn't been looking, I would have hit my head on the light fixture.

But wait, there's more. Grass was growing on the windowsills. The place smelled like a murder might have been committed there and the embalming took place in the kitchen. Which, by the way, had a much higher ceiling than the living room. The further into the house you went, the higher the ceiling got. This prize location would cost me $475 a month.

It was such a scam it wasn't even funny. Although my mom and I did laugh all the way out of town. A short house. I'd never heard of such a thing. But he knew what he was doing. Show them a piece of shit for more than it's worth, and then they'll pay anything to live anywhere else. Well, it worked, but we didn't go through him. I got a 2 bedroom apartment for $800 without his help.

I'm not going to spend $600 of a $3000 moving allowance only to be shown another short house. At least the scam artist in College Station was free. This is making me nauseous. Time for a miracle I guess.